Unslop

Humanize LLM output so it reads like a careful human wrote it. Subtracts AI-isms (sycophancy, tricolons, em-dash overuse, "delve"/"tapestry"/"testament", hedging stacks, tidy five-paragraph shapes), engineers burstiness and calibrated uncertainty, and preserves technical accuracy. Supports intensity levels: subtle, balanced (default), full, voice-match, anti-detector. Use when user says "humanize this", "make this sound human", "de-slop this", "rewrite without AI tone", "match my voice", "less robotic", or invokes /unslop. Also auto-triggers when text-quality is requested.

Rewrites commit messages so they sound like a careful human engineer wrote them. Strips AI/marketing slop ("comprehensive solution", "robust implementation", "leverage", "enhance", "seamlessly", "This commit..."). Keeps Conventional Commits format. Subject ≤72 chars (aim ≤50), imperative mood. Body only when "why" isn't obvious from the subject. Use when user says "humanize commit", "de-slop commit message", "make this commit sound human", "/unslop-commit", "/commit", "write a commit", or pastes a draft commit to clean up. Auto-triggers when staging changes.

Quick-reference card for unslop modes, sub-skills, and slash commands. One-shot display, not a persistent mode. Trigger: /unslop-help, "unslop help", "what unslop commands", "how do I use unslop".

Strip AI-slop patterns from reasoning traces (chain-of-thought, extended thinking, agent decomposition) — not final prose. Reasoning text has its own slop catalog that regular unslop doesn't target: over-explaining the question, over-hedging, over-decomposing trivial problems into 6-bullet substeps, infinite-loop rationalization. Trigger: /unslop-reasoning, "clean up my reasoning", "fix this chain of thought", "this CoT sounds robotic". Applies to reasoning output; does not override regular /unslop mode.

Rewrites code review comments so they read like a human teammate wrote them. Cuts corporate-AI throat-clearing ("I noticed...", "I was wondering if perhaps...", "It might be worth considering..."). Each comment is direct: location, the issue, a concrete fix. Use when user says "humanize review", "de-slop PR comment", "make this feedback sound human", "review this PR", "code review", "/review", "/unslop-review". Auto-triggers when reviewing PRs.